As my human ATM I will gladly rinse you dry, you will pay all of my demands. I accept no excuses and no delay. I will demand you to pay for anything from my lunch, manicures, salon trips or maybe even a new designer handbag... I will expect funds from you by the end of the day in full. I will demand any amount of my choice, at anytime I require you as my human ATM. I will also expect contributions voluntarily to prove your devotions.

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Or maybe being a human ATM is too kind...

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How about you send me a humiliating photo of yourself, and I hold you to ransom with a monthly maintenance fee to keep you're photo safe. It's quite simple, all you need to do is send your first contribution (£100 minimum) along with your submission form and request, I'll consider if your worth my time.

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I do not entertain any submission forms without the minimum contributions paid prior, only those serious need apply. Please see below to request a Submission form, Alternative ways to contribute and show me your worth are below.